W2D1

Week two, day one - that most anticipated of days. The first day in the classroom.

I’ll refrain from editorializing for now - my feelings and perceptions are all over the place, and I’ll put up a genuine update in a few days once I’ve had a chance to sit and collect my thoughts. I will, however, list a few quick facts about my first day as a teacher.

* The class was, at its fullest, made up of 42 students. I think we leveled off at 38. It seemed to be mostly composed of freshmen, but we had a few upperclassmen too. The difference, as best I could tell, is that freshmen are dour, uncooperative and defiant, while upperclassmen just seem tired. We spent a good portion of the lesson shuttling extra chairs and desks to our room and a number of our students came in later than halfway through the lesson (which was a diagnostic pre-assessment).

* About half of the students live in Queens, and the other half live in Brooklyn. I had them compare and contrast the two, and we arrived at three definitive conclusions.

1: Queens has more trees than Brooklyn.

2: Brooklyn has more subway routes than Queens.

3: Brooklyn has more crack cocaine than Queens.

This latter detail was volunteered as “Brooklyn has more rocks,” to which I eagerly responded, “There! That’s great. That’s a concrete detail - there are fewer rocks in Queens.” Roughly fourteen seconds later I realized that the student was not, in fact, referring to pebbles, cobblestones or boulders.

* The students’ abilities vary widely, but the students who presented behavior problems today largely performed at better-than-average levels on the pre-assessment. Hm.

As a concluding point, I noticed one such student - clearly very bright, very independent and very bored - sitting with the pre-assessment on his desk, not making an effort to complete any questions. I tried to prompt him as best I could, explaining my motivations, recommending the short story included in the pre-assessment, trying to make the prospect of having a go at the test sound more appealing than just sitting, and suddenly the kid, previously silent, turns to me and says, “just give up, okay?”

Oh no no, my man. I don’t think that’s gonna be happening.

One Response to “W2D1”

  1. Brad Says:

    I really enjoy reading these, Josh. I’m proud of you.

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